Police and Thank-You scriptPolice and Thank-You script by Granitoons
Police and Thank-You
May and June are questioning a young boy with a lollipop as if he were a dangerous criminal. A real crook is right behind them snickering. April is asleep in the police car.
Chief Inspector (over radio) Chief Inspector calling Officer April in car 13. Chief Inspector calling Officer April in car 13, please respond. Officer April? ?Officer Aprilllll!!! ? ..WAKE UP Y'LOAFER!
April wakes up and picks up the mic.
April Officer April reporting for duty sir!
Chief Inspector We-elll! So glad you could join us. Be on the look-out for Preston O'Change the master criminal.
April Right sah!
Chief Inspector He's also a master of disguise. Root him out and arrest him. He's in your area.
April How will I recognise him sir?
Chief Inspector He's a master of disguise HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! Just find him! But he was last seen impersonating a hotel worker at the Hopton Holiday Hotel in Horseham Road, Hokay?
April Right sah! Charlie Bravo Foxtrot Charleston!