AMY OOK 106 - Father Away From The Truth

If only he could summon the courage to say what's on his mind: "I'd rather be shot at by people who want to behead me than deal with a daughter who wears a 'DANGEROUS JEFF??' t-shirt.  HE DOESN"T EVEN CHOREOGRAPH HIS OWN VIDEOS, YOU HARPY!"

"... oh, also tell mom I'll be home as soon as you're away for college.  Also also, congratulate Amy for eating a hundred marshmallows; I sent her a letter but I want her to know that it's good to hear she's following in her father's footsteps!"