Alex: i missed my old itunes layout and started putting together another playlist of favourite songs... But then I get worried that the same bands are dominating and start raising and lowering quality thresholds or at least worry I am and get upset and can't chose thyings
What do YOU think should be allowed in there?


Sent at 6:52 PM on Tuesday
williammiraclev: Step 1: make ten different playlists titled as follows:
Earthen
Chowb
Flonds
Tritrer
Seventy
Oppww
Ytterm
Swerlet
U.I.O.U.
Bronco
Step 2: do as follows for the playlists expressly written about:
Earthen: arrange all tracks alphabetically. Start at R and choose every third one on the way up.
Chowb: arrange all tracks by time. Start at 4:00 and choose every other one going down.
Flonds: place the entirety of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's recorded output in this playlist.
Tritrer: place only aquatic-themed songs in here. if you have an album of aquatic themed songs, choose the one song on that album that has the most vowels in the title.
Seventy: put iTunes on shuffle. Choose every song that features no vocals for the first thirty seconds
Oppww: arrange all tracks by Beats Per Minute (BPM information can be added to mp3 files manually or by use of many free programs). choose the ten songs with the most BPM.
Ytterm: children's music goes in here. If you have to question if something is children's music then it is not children's music and does not belong in here.
Swerlet: place every track that has the letters "to t" in that arrangement in the title in this playlist
U.I.O.U.: place only albums that cost you less than the equivalent of 5 dollars American to buy
Bronco: spoken word and audio books, reversed in Audacity by you.
Step 3: burn each of these playlists to disc (some playlists may require numerous discs). Label each disc clearly so as to be identified from across a room.
Step 4: Place discs in a CD case bought especially for the occasion, and place said CD case in a suitcase.
Step 5: Label suitcase "Suitcase of Fire" and set it on fire in your bathtub. When it gets dangerous, quell the flames with the shower nozzle and pick up the now burnt suitcase.
Step 6: Open the suitcase. If the discs are all intact (and they must all be intact) give the suitcase to the first man you meet named Roy. You must not already know this man. After you give the suitcase to him, go home and delete the playlists.
Step 7: Wait ten months.
Step 8: Repeat.
why did I write that


Alex: Fuck yes.